Actually, if i ever got a fruit basket in the mail id wonder what type of asshole sent it to me and whether or not I offended him/her in some way. A fruit basket is pretty much the same as a middle finger in the gift giving world. Like for instance, Id never send you a fruit basket.

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Co-Founder of SMSM (Shitty Manga Suppression Movement)

Damn! There goes my idea of giving you a fruit basket for your birthday

haha, but see, its the perfect gift to give my grandma, who likes to give my dad a new computer, and me, a nice jar of homemade jam

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_{Objectively, I'm very smart, but it has nothing to do with my ass.}